"You want to kiss her awake? Save vs. Dragon Breath!
(A mint might give you a bonus...) "
This one was nice, but I couldn't use it (may share it nonetheless):
There were also a lot of frog pictures,
because... er... nerver mind.
One picture wouldn't leave me alone, though:
What did this guy do wrong?
But I missed something. And then it hit me:
Then the DM in my head says: "Yeah, yeah. You mean, when a Changeling gets drained to level zero, he not only looses his Charm Power, he also gets very hairy and a bad attitude. Funny that. Ha Ha." That bastard...