Damn it, I hate it when that happens, but I'm so frecking busy right now that I won't make the progress I'd like to see with Monkey Business. You know what they say: "A plan is a list of things that don't happen." Anyway. I'm also further ahead in this than I thought possible to begin with. 50 pages laid out, another 35 conceptualized and ready to make their way into the module as soon as I find the time and the rest being at least outlined. That's good, right? Well, it isn't enough. So I'll go ahead and show some juicy bits of the module, some real crunch, so you people get a good impression where a good part of the time went I could have used blogging.
For those completely unaware: Monkey Business will be my first published module. It's a procedural jungle sandbox with drug trafficking apes, crazy cannibals, sloppy aliens and all kinds of good weirdness. It keeps growing and growing, so there'll be a shit-load of content. Here is a (wee) bit of it.
A post where I show more than I should ...
First some layout and text. There's still a last spell check and what-not in order, but I think this is presentable:
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| One of around 160 possible encounters with some pd art for flavor. |
And here is the rumor table:
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| 10 ideas how to get the party started ... |
... and still raise you one Cannibal Village Drop Die Generator
Alright, I'll go all in and show you a bit of the procedural sandbox tools I've been working on for this thing. It's part of a hex-field generator and will be accompanied by a ruins generator. One roll on this table alone will already give you enough fodder for an adventure, including some hooks for more. The whole thing should give you enough for a campaign. The "Cheat Sheet" at the end is supposed to be the icing on the cake. I think it's important to give the random content produced for the module a home to make book keeping as easy as possible.
Well, here we go:
Random
Village Generator
Roll
1d4, 1d6, 1d8, 1d10, 1d12 and 1d20
all at once. Add
the result up, that's your population. Copy
the pattern the dice form as relative
positions of the different village areas and
the numerical
results as
indicated in the tables unto the Cannibal
Village Cheat Sheet (at the end of the module).
Die size indicates hierarchy, die numbers
indicate how strong
or weak (high or
low results) that aspect of the village life is. Doubles indicate a
strong bond between two results and if one result is the double of
another result, than the higher one has some kind of dominance over
the lower (ignoring/conflicting with hierarchy).
Use
the Cannibal Village Cheat Sheet to fill in the die
results and draw a sketch of the village. Although this method is
pretty fast (taking not more time than one roll of a couple dice and
noting the results), I'd prepare a couple of those up front. Hex
results will indicate further details as soon
as you drop a village somewhere. Let's get to those tables.
D4
– Sick Huts
(old, wounded & sick)
1:
Many here are insane (-4 to basic culture roll)
2:
The Sickness is here ( 3d6 of the population are really sick)
3:
Many wounded (2d10 wounded because of war)
4:
People take care of the old and weak (+3d6
to population, +4 to basic culture roll)
d6
– Big Communal Huts (women, children & simple work)
1:
People are angry, something riles them up (-4 to reaction rolls)
2:
People are afraid, something bad is about to happen (possible quest,
-2 to reaction rolls)
3:
People are nervous, something is wrong (possible quest, correct
reaction roll 2 towards neutral)
4:
People are content, all is as it should (+2 to basic culture)
5:
People are curious, something strange happened (possible quest, +2 to
reaction rolls)
6:
People are happy, something fortunate happened (possible contacts, +
4 to reaction rolls)
d8
- Storage Huts (valuables, workshops, food & prisoners)
1:
This is not their village! (1d6 prisoners, -4 to reaction rolls, -6
to basic culture)
2:
They are very primitive hunters & gatherers (-4 to basic culture
roll)
3:
Primitives with basic farming & rudimentary tools (-2 to basic
culture roll)
4:
Greedy Savages, they lack nothing (+2 to resource)
5: Wealthy
savages, fat is a beauty ideal (+4 to resource, +2 to reaction roll
if a fat character is in the group)
6: Living in the
ruins of a lost culture (+2 to basic culture roll, +2 to resource
level, -2 to reaction rolls)
7: Sophisticated
savages who'd eat you nonetheless (+4 to basic culture roll, shaman
is M-U, +1 to resource level)
8: Retired group
of adventurers brought civilization & blond children (+2 to
reaction roll, +6 to basic culture roll, shaman is M-U, trainers for
all classes, +2 to resource level)
d10 –
Initiation Huts (combat training, armory & trophies)
1:
All warriors dead, dying or wounded (2d6 of population are warriors
in the sick huts, +4 to reaction rolls, -4 to basic culture, -4 to
resources)
2:
Cowards (+2d6 warriors to population, -2 to resources, -4 to Morale)
3:
Poorly equipped (+3d6 warriors to population, +1 to level for
warriors, +2 for two veterans/leaders, -4 to resources, -2 to Morale)
4:
Lazy (+2d6 warriors to population, +2 level for one leader, -2 to
Morale)
5:
Peaceful tribe (+1d6 honor guards to population, +3 to level for each
warrior, +2 to resources)
6:
Very Young (+3d6 warriors to population, +1 to level for warriors, +2
for three veterans/leaders, +1 to resources, +2 to Morale)
7:
Only old veterans (+2d6 warriors to population, +3 to level for
veterans/leaders, +2 to resources, +4 to Morale)
8:
Organized and trained (+4d6 warriors to population, +1d6 prisoners of
war, +2 to level for warriors, +3 for one veteran/leader, +2 to
resources, +2 to Morale)
9:
Experienced warriors (+3d6 warriors to population, +1d6 prisoners of
war, +2 to level for warriors, +4 for two veterans/leaders, +4 to
resources, +4 to Morale)
10:
Elite warriors of fame (+3d6 warriors to population, +2d6 prisoners
of war, +3 to level for warriors, +6 for three veterans/leaders, +4
to resources, +6 to Morale)
d12
– Shaman's Hut (boneyard, shrine & altar of sacrifice)
Even
result: male shaman, uneven result: female shaman
1-2:
Faking it (possible quests, because needs help, +1d6 prisoners for
sacrifices, -4 to resources, -4 to reaction rolls, -4 to resources,
-2 to morale)
3-4:
Sold soul to evil for powers (+2d6 prisoners for sacrifices,+2
resources, -4 reaction roll, -4 to basic culture)
5-6:
Controls a demon (+1d6 prisoners for sacrifices, -2 to basic culture,
-2 to reaction rolls, +4 to morale +4 to resources)
7-8:
The spirits of the jungle listen! (level 3 shaman, +2 to basic
culture, +4 to resources, +2d6 to population)
9-10:
A holy presence (level 6 shaman, +4 to basic culture, +4 to
resources, +2 to morale, +2 to reaction rolls, +2d6 to population,
+1d6 level 3 holy warriors)
11-12:
A place of pilgrimage (level 8 shaman, +4 to basic culture, +4 to
resources, +4 to morale, +4 to reaction rolls, double population,
+3d6 level 3 holy warriors)
d20 - Chieftain's
hut (Chief's family, honor guard & place of assembly)
Roll
is base value for basic culture.
1:
Old & senile (-4 to morale, -4 to resources, +4 to reaction roll
with even reaction roll or -4 with uneven reaction roll, because
senile)
2:
Stupid (every other village in the same hex-field makes fun of him,
-4 to resources, +2 to morale, -6 to reaction roll)
3:
Crazy (half the population, -2 to resources, -2 to morale, +2 to
reaction roll)
4:
Young & inexperienced (-4 to resources, +2 to morale)
5:
Incompetent (always does the opposite of what would be wise, -6 to
resources, -4 to morale)
6: A
drunk (-4 to resources, -2 to morale, +2 to reaction roll)
7:
Extra savage cannibal (always aims to eat you, +1d6 prisoners for
soup, +2 to resources, +4 to morale, -6 to reaction roll)
8:
Warmonger (at war with every other tribe in the hex-field, +2d6 level
1 warriors, half of the warriors are down to half their hit points,
+4 to resources, +2 to morale, -6 to reaction roll)
9:
Superstitious (easy to impress with magic, -4 to all saves vs. magic
for the tribe,
10:
Greedy (tribe is poor, chief is rich, -2 to resources)
11:
Rich (bought alliance with one other factions in the hex-field to be
the strongest force in the area, +4 resources)
12:
Wise (chief is level 2 cleric, +1d6 visitors seeking advice, +4 to
reaction rolls)
13:
Suave Savage (chief is level 2 thief, +6 to resources, +2 to morale,
+2 to reaction rolls)
14:
EVIL! (other tribes fear this tribe, leader is level 4 chaotic
warrior with issues, +2 to morale, -4 to reaction rolls)
15:
Warrior Chief (+3d6 warriors to population, +1d6 prisoners of war, +2
to level for warriors, +4 for two veterans/leaders, +4 to resources,
+4 to Morale)
16:
Educated Savage (chance to buy normal equipment, leader is level 4
wizard with 3 level 1 apprentices
17:
Prodigy of the gods (chief is level 6 cleric, double population, +2d6
level 3 holy warriors, +4 to morale, +4 to resources)
18:
Diplomat (allied with all other tribes in the hex-field, chief is
level 6 fighter+1d6 honored hostages, +4 to morale, +4 to resources)
19:
Noble Savage (respected by all tribes and factions in the hex-field,
chief is level 6 fighter, double population +2d6 level 3 elite
warriors, +4 to morale, +6 to resources)
20: A king among cannibals (level 9 warrior, if there are other
villages in the same hex-field, they also accepted him as king*,
double population and warriors, +2d6 level 5 elite warriors, +4 to
morale, +6 to resources)
*Unless
they also came up with kings, which would mean war, unless they are
all kings, then they also control every hex-field sharing a border
with them.
Reaction
and Basic Culture Rolls (always 2d6 +/- modifiers)
Tribes
always act as a whole. That means that the first reaction roll with
the members of a tribes also counts for interactions with other
members of a tribe until the characters do something to force another
reaction roll (like bringing gifts, killing someone and so on). Basic
culture rolls are always made when characters ask if a tribe has
something or not (medicine, tools, knowledge) to find out if and how
they might have something. The results read:
negative result (deep seated hatred/alien customs, they oppose what you want)
1-4 (aggressive prejudice/different customs, they don't have what you want)
5-8 (neutral and cautious/close enough, they might have what you want, but for a price)
9-12 (friendly and open/the same thing, as you'd expect)
13-16 (they celebrate you/they are happy to accommodate)
higher results (they think you are gods/they top what you want)
Resources
Take
that just for the value it has in the beginning. If it's above zero,
they are wealthy and if it's below zero, they are poor at the moment.
A tribe uses a number of resource points equal to a tenth of its
population per week (rounded up, so a tribe of 32 cannibals would use
4 points per week) and gain their resource level (see Appendix 1, p.
XX or on the Cheat Sheet) in d6.
And here's the sheet:
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| Results go to the left, drawing of the village and connections to the right! |
That's all I'll write today ...
And less than I promised, I'm afraid (as I wanted to give you the whole thing today). I hope you guys enjoyed this extensive look behind the curtain, there's going to be way more of the same where that came from. It'll be around 100 A5 pages of rampant procedural weirdness to throw at your players. It'll also be PWYW, so you all can have it for what you think it's worth :)
I really tried to give this to you guys as celebration for the 5 years existence of this here blog. And it will be that. Just a couple of weeks later. I'll try December, but I shouldn't promise.
Anyway, to end this on a positive note: I still enjoy doing what I'm doing here. Lots of great people all around and although I'm pretty damn slow in finishing what I started, I'm pretty sure I will get there sooner or later. All I'm trying to say is, maybe, I really don't know when I'll be done with Lost Songs of the Nibelungs, The Grind, The Mines under Karrakez, The Goblin-Tribe Simulator or Monkey Business, but the more I do all this here, the more confident I get that I will eventually get there.
So please stay tuned, if you have the patience :)
Thanks for staying with the blog, everyone, however long you dared to endure my ramblings. I really appreciate all of you. Here's to 5 years more!
